YOU SMELL REAL NICE

You smell real nice
from head to toe
You smell real nice
my nose just knows

And when you talk I listen
Wouldn’t want words to be missin’
‘Cause the sounds make love to my ears
I want to listen for a hundred years

My sweetie is past eighty
and I’m older than that
That doesn’t slow us down
though we’re slightly fat

We’re both very retired
And can do as we please
Our good times have not expired
So we play bareback at our ease

You smell real nice
From head to toe
You smell real nice
My nose just knows

BODY I KIND OF KNOW YOU

Baby, you have some wrinkles
Your breasts are somewhat pendulous
You’re arms are, well, a little flabby
But you’re body is still incredulous

I know every cranny
You’re cute saucy fanny
Love your delicious smile
For it I would run a mile

Body, I kind of know you

Darling, I too have wrinkles
That line, my once perfect face
Kind of gives me character
No cream will ever erase

Oh me, oh my
My jewels are falling
Gravity has come calling
It’s just too damn galling

But darling, but darling
I’m forever falling
Head over heels
And I keep calling

Body, I kind of know you.

YOU'RE NEVER TOO OLD

You're never too old
to be ever so bold
you're never too old
for a hug and a hold

You're never too old
To kiss her nose
To kiss her toes
To kiss her ears
To kiss her tears

You're never too old
to kiss her thighs
to listen to her love sighs
to hear her saying again and again
don't stop, don't you ever stop
her voice so sultry, ever so pleading
and I go on forever needing

You're never too old
to be ever so bold
You're never too old
for a hug and a hold

WHEN I HOLD YOU CLOSE

When I hold you close,
something may be growing
or maybe even unknowing

But no matter what.
or no matter how,
just being near you
is so good, so really now.

We're getting kind of older,
still trying to be bolder.
Not knowing if we could,
or even if we really should.

I think we may
have another chance,
Or is it the time,
for the final last dance

When i hold you close,
something may be growing
or maybe unknowing

When I hold you close

THE MASSEUR

Massage my calves,
massage my toes
Massage my ankles
get rid of my woes

O'k, we're not as young
as we used to be,
I mean who is
a she or a he?

We're getting on in years,
like we're getting older
every minute, of every day
In every conceivable way

But we still have eyes
to realize, to glamorize
that there is so much
to be simply amorous

We're not dirty old men
or dirty old women
We simply do what we can
and if we can't
we'll not rant

So listen folks,
give me your ears,
your time will come
to be on in years

Massage my calves,
Massage my toes
Massage my ankles
Get rid of my woes

IN OUR EIGHTIES

Just because you’re eighty three
And I’m just eighty five
Does not mean, we can’t be
Like sexually alive

Move closer, move closer
I need to have you near
One part of me, touching one part of you
Leads us closer , ever closer
To an all night screw

An all night screw?
Like me and you?
What are we thinking
We must be drinking

Just give me your lips
Give me your smile
Give me your touches
I’ll put it on file

Don’t need your saliva
Don’t need your spit
Our mouths just meeting
Like a lover’s greeting
That’s a much better fit

A little touching here
A little touching there
Till maybe we could be
Like absolutely bare
Is there something growing?
Is it coming or going?

There’s always another day
To do it another way
Like way back when
In our good old heyday

JUST WORDS OLD BOY

GO --- I grit my teeth and shut my ears when I hear that word used to start a sentence that has nothing to do with the
word GO. Example: I GO...., HE GOES ....., THEY GO. They are not GOING anywhere, accept in the bad language bin.

LIKE --- Now, I LIKE a lot of things but I don't LIKE a lot of LIKES. Like, LIKE appearing in conversation every three words.
I personally don't LIKE it.

YOU KNOW --- Some people, YOU KNOW, are addicted to, YOU KNOW, to those words appearing ad nauseum, DON'T YOU KNOW. Does anyone know why?

HUNK --- I may have been a HUNK ages ago. This word is attributed to males who are, well, Hunks, tall. handsome, well built and sexy. The word HUNK is bunk. The English language can be colorful inventive, Let's not chop it up, please.

On to the OSCARS and the winners. You will hear these words repeated again and again --- GREAT, AMAZING, AWESOME by the winners. Not class acts.