Fat man, FAT man
I’m just a tub of lard, couldn’t work too hard,
I’m like a discarded card
Got no girl to love me.
But I’m just plain human, although fatter than two men
And I haven’t a sou man
Got no girl to love me.
I got feelings, I got pride, but still no girl by my side
Do I gotta lay love aside
Cause no girl will love me?
I’m five feet tall, I look like a ball
It can’t be worse, I’ve got me a curse
No roly poly to love me
One day I went strollin, every pound a shakin and rollin
Then I saw her jiggling down the street
She was fat, she was round, but ever so neat
Our eyes met and stayed, deep messages relayed
Now I’ve got me a wife, my mistress and my life
All I needed was a roly poly fat girl to love me
oscar colman
Age:87,feel like 97, think like 57
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Joe, my grandson
Grandson Yaniv at 4 months
Chaim, Valerie with their son, our grandson, Yaniv
Chaim(grandson) and his son Yaniv
Anna,Elie,Sophia and Zahra
Grandson Elie and Zahra
Anna(Elie's wife) and Sophia
Zahra + Sophia (great grandchildren)
Elie and Anna's kids Sophia + Zahra
Grandson Elie
Oscar and Marcia Colman (nee Marcia Rotchtin)
grandsons Zohar, Chaim and Joe
granddaughter Sarah
Zohar, my grandson
Top Left: brother Philip and brother Harry,bottom Left: me(age 13 or 14) and our dad Joseph
My three children, Audrey, Steven and Anita
Marcia and I with grandson Joey in younger days
My brother Phillip, my sister Claire and me
Marcia, my lovely wife, nee Marcia Rotchtin
me in the middle,my son( right) and grandson(left)
maybe around 1980?
me, duringWW2 in Normandy with dog friend
me and army buddy in Holland during WW2
me(age 18) with parents and cousin before going overseas
me(age 10,11?),my sister Claire and brother Phillip
me(age9?) with brother Phillip,sister Annie(back) and niece Shirley
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