Sunday, July 8, 2007

HOUSE CALL

I’d invite you over to my house, teacher,
but I’m afraid you wouldn’t understand.
You see my brother Jimmy eats with his mouth
open wide, and my pa burps a lot and my ma
wears old clothes and stuff, and my dog is not
really house-trained or anything.
Besides, my house is very old and don’t smell
so good and you know something, you can kiss
my royal ass ‘cause who needs you anyway.

2 comments:

oscar said...
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Kindness Not Faith said...

You made me laugh-it's great!!