TENNIS ANTICS

THE HAND CRUSHER
Once your hand enters his mitt,
you can forget about playing tennis
for the next two weeks or so.

THE LIMPER
Never limps when winning.
Goes into his act only
when losing.

THE NON PRO
An unbidden tennis mentor who
takes all the joy out of playing.
Ends up tying you up in knots.
Thanks for nothing buddy.

THE TWIRLER
Twirls, and twirls, and twirls his racket
as he awaits your serve.
You itch to twirl his neck as you double fault

THE BOUNCER
You fall asleep waiting for this person to serve.
If you manage to stay awake, you grit your teeth a lot.