Friday, July 20, 2007

THE TAIL GATE DRIVER

The tail-gate driver is a frustrated race car driver who just loves to drive inches from the back of you car. This man needs company, to be close, ever so close.

Unmindful of rain, snow or sleet, this dummy believes he can stop on a dime. Safe driving distances are for people who cannot drive he tells his drinking buddies. He reads no manuals or directions of any kind and boasts about it. Drives sane drivers insane.

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