THE LIGHT RUSHER

Never learns to play the lights or traffic. He can be seen rushing up to an obvious red light at full speed, relying on his overworked brakes to stop his imbecilic rush. He will always take a yellow light without a second glance to right or left. He lives a charmed life. This so-called driver plays the same charade with the green lights --- Ah, he thinks, I’ll catch that bugger before it changes, only to find himself waiting at a red light, twiddling his thumbs.